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ساعت 5 دارم از خونه میرم بیرون میگم 11 میام .
بابام میگه حالا خودت به درک اون دختره صاحاب نداره ؟؟؟!!!


ما که هرجایی دهَنمـــون سرویس میشه میگن امتحان الهیــه !!
اگه اینجوری باشه که من دیگه دکترای الاهیات گرفتم...

دقت کردین همیشه خنده دار ترین موضوعات زمانی به مغزت میرسه که وسط مراسم ختم هستی؟

همیشه فکر میکنم یه چیزی تو یخچال هست و من ازش بی خبرم !!!
ولی هرچی میگردم پیداش نمی کنم....
شماچطور؟

قدیما مراسم خواستگاری برای این بود خونواده ها دختر پسر رو بهم نشون بدن
الان برای اینه که دختر و پسر خونواده هاشونو بهم نشون بدن!!

مادر شوهر ها میگن : عروس مثل لیمو شیرینه اولش شیرینه ،آخرش تلخه !
ولی لیمو شیرین تا زمانی شیرینه که کارد به جیگرش نخورده باشه.

از96 ماهی شما 55 تا غرق شد چند تا ماهی دارید؟
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بله ؟؟ مشغول جمع و منها بودی؟
تقصیر این مدرسه ها است که عمر شما را به فنا داده اند
تا حالا کسی شنیده که ماهی غرق بشه؟
حتما الان دانشجو هم هستی !!!!!!!!


این آدمایی که سه صفحه بهشون اس ام اس میدی
بعد مثل معلولا فقط یه کلمه تایپ میکنن OK
باید بگیری اون دکمه های کیبورد موبایلشونو با بیل داغون کنی
ازش فقط یه o بمونه با یه k
تا حالشون جا بیاد !!!

یارو A: پراید خریدم
یارو B : مدلش چنده؟؟
A: قرمزه
B : گرون خریدی!

یارو میره بهشت
رو دیوار مینویسه:
لعنت بر پدر و مادر کسی که اینجا سیب بخورد !!

یارو اومده کامنت گذاشته " استفاده از فیلتر شکن حرام است " شماها همه
دارین گناه میکنید...!
یکی نیست بگه، مرتیکه خودت با قند شکن اومدی تو فیس بوک؟

دقت کردین اگه اسمت میرزا پشمک الدین گل کلمیان هم باشه
وقتی میخوای ایمیل درست کنی
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